In the category of Things they don't tell you when you think pregnancy is all pickles and ice cream:
* If you cough for a week straight, you will lose your ability to control your bladder, and that's even if you've JUST gone. This is especially true if you are, say, squatting under the table to pick up dried bits of macaroni, fried rice and peas. And I do my kegel exercises, thank you very much! Grrrrr Nobody wants to talk about this, but it is a fact. On the bright side, those unsightly droopy dog bellies are not a foregone conclusion. I had twins and managed to get back in a bikini, as did my mom have three pregnancies and was always looking good in her skimpy suits when we were growing up.
In the category of Yes, twins know a lot about eachother:
Yesterday we were at a restaurant, in the restroom. Graham said he needed to go first.
"Yeah, Penis! Way to go. Good job aiming." Paige says as she observes.
Softly he says, "Paige, it can't talk back."
!!!!!
* If you cough for a week straight, you will lose your ability to control your bladder, and that's even if you've JUST gone. This is especially true if you are, say, squatting under the table to pick up dried bits of macaroni, fried rice and peas. And I do my kegel exercises, thank you very much! Grrrrr Nobody wants to talk about this, but it is a fact. On the bright side, those unsightly droopy dog bellies are not a foregone conclusion. I had twins and managed to get back in a bikini, as did my mom have three pregnancies and was always looking good in her skimpy suits when we were growing up.
In the category of Yes, twins know a lot about eachother:
Yesterday we were at a restaurant, in the restroom. Graham said he needed to go first.
"Yeah, Penis! Way to go. Good job aiming." Paige says as she observes.
Softly he says, "Paige, it can't talk back."
!!!!!
4 comments:
Ha ha ha! Oh, that's priceless.
I love that last one - will add to my list of funny penis stories!
Checked in to see how the name game was going and am loving the P & G funny! You look great!
Erica
Oh,my!! what a pair,Steph. hahahaha so vibrant..so healthy..sooo know it all! hahahaha I just love the stuff they come out with! nice piccy of you and ermm???????
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